Quest for Thirst

Jordan doesn't know how long he's been lost in the desert but he knows that if he doesn't get hydrated, his dead body will soon be found by starving vultures. As he slowly succumbs to his demise, he sees a door and a goddess-like figure with the most perfect wet butt calling him over and holding a bottle of water. He needs the water and wants that big wet butt so he crawls towards the door and drinks the cold water off her perfect round cheeks.